Toddler Bath Time 

Willow: “Not working! Broken! It’s crap!” (Throwing plastic bath toy into the water, after discovering that it doesn’t have enough water inside to squirt anymore)

Mommy: “Pardon me?”
Willow: “It’s crap, mommy. CRAP. Stah-fish, seahorse, occo-pus, CRAP”. 
Mommy: “Oh, yes, it’s a CRAB. A CRAB.” (Audible sigh of relief)